The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)

Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.
Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)
Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)
A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)
The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.
A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)
Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.
It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?
Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.
Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.
Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?
Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.
Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).
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Anonymous sent: magic anon! Personality swap: Dean for 24 hours

Whatever, as long as I get pie.

time to butcher his personality

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saidsamwinchester:

callmesamwinchester:

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It’ll be nice to have some company, let alone share a bed. 

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Still alone?  You’re always welcome to stay around us, though I don’t know if it’s the best idea.  I’m barely holding it together anymore.

It’s not your burden. it’s not so bad anymore, I guess. Besides, two unstable Sams could be dangerous. 

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saidsamwinchester:

callmesamwinchester:

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Um— we—I didn’t really think..uh..we don’t have to do anything. We can just sleep together— not like that, I mean like literally sleep. It’ll be like a sleepover…with yourself. 

Yeah—

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I take sleeping pills when I’m not with Dean, so that shouldn’t be a problem- just- wouldn’t hurt to actually be in bed with a girl again, I guess.  *chuckles*

It’ll be nice to have some company, let alone share a bed. 

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Dean: [text] Why would that make me angry?
Dean: [text] What did you do?
Sam: [text] How did you feel about that lamp in the motel room.
Sam: [text] Because a piece of it might be in my leg
Sam: [text] I'm not having a good day.
Dean: [text] Christ, Sam.
Dean: [text] I'm on my way
Dean: [text] I think there is some tequila in my duffle
Sam: [text] Thanks for waiting so long to tell me, I appreciate it
Sam: [text] There is, in fact, tequila in your duffle bag.
Dean: [text] I had to weigh my options
Dean: [text] Save my really expensive tequilla
Dean: [text] Or help my clumsy brother
Dean: [text] This is proof that I care about you
Sam: [text] Yeah you're a real saint
Sam: [text] I'll alert the media momentarialy
Sam: [text] After the stinging/burning sensation stops
Dean: [text] Just save me some of that.
Dean: [text] Did you get all the lamp out or are you gonna need help?
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M!As

Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile.
Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their small childhood form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.
Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.
Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.
Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.
Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.
Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.
Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.
Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.
Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had.
Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.
Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.
Leather Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.
Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.
Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.
Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.
Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.
OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.
Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.
Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.
Musical muse: Muse has the urge to sing, 24/7 for anon specifies.
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iwantedtostaythere started following you

Another one huh. There were so many versions, she gave this Dean a long glance before turning away.

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saidsamwinchester:

imagecallmesamwinchester replied to your post: Play the chances (despite the muses’ complaints)

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Um— we—I didn’t really think..uh..we don’t have to do anything. We can just sleep together— not like that, I mean like literally sleep. It’ll be like a sleepover…with yourself. 

Yeah—

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deansimpala-baby:

+ callmesamwinchester

“—Sammy?”image

"Uhh—hi?" 

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